sexypotassium:

“be right with you, I’m just doing my hair”

sodamnrelatable:

“You’re so pretty”
No im not, im soo ugly.
“WELL SH*T, YOU UGLY THEN, DAMN”

(Source: perfict-lioness)

australiansanta:

to be australian all you gotta do is add a ‘u’ to every word. for example: colour, flavour, favourite, mum, briucks, laump, cloucks, elvius, justiun bieuber, beeur, streetliught… and the list goes on. every single word. now ur australian congratulatiouiuns

sodamnrelatable:

I’m like, “Was that me?”

(Source: hotdudesandjunkfoods)